Let´em eat an ice cream

Try to imagine. There´s a man eating an ice cream using his credit card. What do you think?
Did he ever heard the word "bacillus"?
Oh my god, what kind of freak is he?
Yeah, it´s pretty cool!

I´ve asked four people... Wrong. Four women. The answer was four time bacillus...

But I think I´m creative :))
Credit card seems to be perfect tool to cleanup the box of all ice cream.

Lost and found

Do you know a geekcode?

This one is mine:
GED/IT d? s+:+ a C++ L++ W++ w PS++ PE+ Y+ t 5 X R tv-- b++ DI+ D+ G e+++ r+++ z+++

I found this on the geekcode web and I had to smile:
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.

I found a tape. By the way, on my way... Tape with Scooter (technopop band with a top Hyper! Hyper! song) and Moby (some people like him...). Yes, Moby is better than Scooter but I like just a few songs of him: some rare tracks incl. Thousand, James Bond remix and Why does my heart... But now am I listening both "artist" while am I driving.

I also found what I really like on women: deep breath-taking laugh and expression of her face 5 seconds on orgasm.

Little Miss De-constructor

She is eleven. Eleven months old. Eleven months young...
She doesn´t know how to properly: walk, talk, eat, drink...
But she exactly knows how to disassemble remote controller to more pieces than is the number of pieces initially used for this device.
I love her :)

Chilli papaya

Life is strange. Monday, 12:13. Phone is ringing... so I pink up the phone :) D Smack U promotion. I won tickets to Papaya Paranoia performance. I found a party animal within an hour. Girl I´ve never seen before, just talked to via ICQ. Do you see the bright side of life?

Tuesday. About 1 p.m. I tried to pay my new glasses with VISA, but I couldn´t find it. F.ck!
Luckily I rememberd the last place where I used it and they told me that the card is in the bank now. But the recommendation is to destroy the card and wait for new one. No card, no money, no girls :).

We met an hour before the show, so we spent this time at the Bambus. Nice place. They prepared my beloved hot chocolate with chilli although it is not in the menu. And as I remember they also make great White russian. Bright side of life...

As I said, I won free entry. We came in with words: "Hi, I have to be in the Guest List because I won..."
- "Wait a moment... hmmm, no, you´re not here!"
- "WTF?" Still bright side of life?
We´ve been waiting for half an hour at foyer till they allowed us to go into the club... Because D Smack U did not send their list of winners. I felt like an idiot.

The show. One word: GREAT! This japanese band is really good. It sounds like a Prodigy and Hypnotix (Zuzana said...) together. They uses rough samples, hard beats, live guitar and drums and of course, I can´t forget, shamisen. If you have a chance, don´t hesitate and go! Thumbs up!!!

Tattoonia

I made a decision. I know what, I know where to place it but I am still a little bit afraid...

I want a tattoo. I am thinking about it for many years.

Yes, it is this evil man on the right side.
For those who don´t know: it is a ID & T Wizard.

I hope I´ll show you the real picture of the tatto in a few weeks :)

Idea of the day

There is no one better than you. But sometimes you are worse than the others...

The kindergarten rule nr. 1

Before you leave the kindergarten take off the girdle from your boots...

Five favourites

I´ve lost somebody. What to do? Find someone else :)

Here they are:

1. Elvis Presley - In the ghetto
2. Babylon Zoo - Spaceman
3. Moby - Next is the E
4. Hradišťan - Modlitba za vodu
5. OST - American Beauty - Main theme

And of course - red hair girl I talked to in the Botanical garden :))

A night tree-climbing

Yes. Darwin´s theory of life is valid. We are monkeys. Fuck rigid Americans.
Try to imagine. There is a place in the world... It´s about 11 p.m. And only question you have in your mind is: What are Things to Do in This Place When You're Dead? Now you could know how I felt on Friday night. I was walking with no shadow of mine and then I remarked the Tree. Near by the river where the stars has been reflected (with my favorite Orion constellation in the top).
With the blank head I turned to monkey and I´ve climbed up the tree. What I felt? Exactly I don´t know. It was easy to climb up because of adrenaline, but there was no place to sit and darkness was all what I saw. After half an hour I climbed down and went to close railway station where nothing happened so I came back home. End of this story.

A romantic story

The short and sad but true romantic story without unexpected happy ending... (similar to Romeo and Juliet - hi-school edition :))

She found him. She broke his heart. She left him. Now is he alone just with wife and kids...