Who let the dogs out?

Let me introduce our dogs. The first one is a standard, walking-garbage-bin, stoopid, kids-friendly dog.
We call this dog-lady Laura. Or smeghead. Depends on situation. But we love her, of course.



This dog is my bedmate. I sleep really bad without him. The older daughter doesn´t like him. I don´t care. But she likes to hide it from me. As she did on Tuesday. Yes, I know I am a big, grown, independent man. But I wasn´t able to fall asleep, I awaked my wife several times with the question : Don´t you know where the dog is? And she didn´t response...
I found him in the morning, in the kids room, hidden in the middle of the heap of plush toys, looking at me with his tearful eyes...

Tuesday morning

Tuesday morning is the best morning of the week (of course, except mornings I have sex... :)
Tuesday morning is the best because of Robert´s show on Radio1.
He plays my favourite groups: KLF, Kraftwerk, Underworld, Daftpunk etc. It´s enough to have an ice day...

Yeah, and the answer to question What time is love? is simple... 3 a.m. eternal!

For those who still don´t understand: KLF IS GONNA ROCK YA!!!

Matter of choice

I´ve used to jog. But my ankles are in pain.
I´ve used to bike. But my knees are in pain.
I´ve used to play squash. But my backside is in pain.
I´ve used to parachute. But I feel real fear in the airplane.
I´ve used to have a sex. But I have no opponent for this game.
What to do?

I decided never stop my activities :)

She is ...

Yes, today is the Day.
The youngest one can walk. Alone, with no help. She did it 362 days since her birth :)

And the older one is a very skilful girl. Look:
















She didn´t fall for two hours we spent at the playground.
But at home she dropped my new glasses and squelched it... in a second. :(

Whole-men only trip

The goal of this trip is to destroy ourselves...

At first every man has to buy some glass, load it into the bag and take care of it for two days.
At last there is a wish to (finally) take down the fucking boots.

If you are interested in this adventure, I have some remarks:
1. Even if you use a Garnier Anti-age formula creme to lubricate solid army boots, the boots will destroy your feets with no view to this fact.
2. Even if you decide to walk a shorter way, you´ll miss the train at least for four minutes.
3. Even if you think you are a strong man, in the end you´ll look like these guys...